Heisenberg, Schroedinger, and Ohm are driving in a car together when they get pulled over. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The cop exclaims "You were going 55 in a 30 zone." Heisenberg says "Crap, now I'm lost." The cop finds this suspicious and searches the car. He asks, "Did you guys know there's a dead cat back here?" Schroedinger says, "We do now, you jerk." The cop decides to arrest them all. Ohm resists