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At first I was afraid, I was petrified

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Kept think I could never teach through Canvas

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through Canvas all the time

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But then I spent so many nights

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reading the help docs for so long

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And I grew strong

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I learned how to get along

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And so I'm back

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The students are gone

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As all  my colleagues try to

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figure how they're gonna get along

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I should have kept up with the tech,

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not skipped that class on course design

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if I'd have known for just one second

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I'd be teaching all-online

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Go, now, go,

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leave me alone

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I've got to figure out

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just how to lecture using Panopto

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They gave me two days to adjust

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to move everything online

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Did you think I'd crumble?

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Did you think I'd lay down and die?

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Oh, no, not I

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I will survive

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Oh, as long as I know how to Zoom

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I know I'll be alive

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Oh my students still will learn

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and my paychecks I will earn

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and I'll survive

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I will survive!

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hey, hey

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It took all the strength I had

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not to lay down and die

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Kept trying hard to mend the pieces

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of my syllabi

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and I spent oh so many nights

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just feeling sorry for myself

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I used to cry

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but now I hold my head up high

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and you'll see me

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teaching on Zoom

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but just don't cough into the mic

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or every eye will be on you

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I can't hear you; you're on mute

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Your camera's black; are you still there?

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We've got some glitches to work out

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But I know my grading scheme is fair

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Oh, now go

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walk out the door

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Trying to get this lecture done

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and I'm already on take four

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Now the network has gone down

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and I'm all out of wine

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Do you think I'll crumble?

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Do you think I'll lay down and die?

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Oh, no, not I

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I will survive

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Oh, as long as I know how to Zoom

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I know I'll be alive

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Oh, my students still will learn

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And my paychecks I will earn

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And I'll survive

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I will survive!

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Hey, hey!