Chef Excellence is some kind of superpowered being from another dimension who has been brought across to our world in order to fight his evil nemesis, Chef Ineptitude. Now, Chef Ineptitude is scouring the world to try and find his three dark lieutenants: Chef Tongue, Chef Hair & Chef Rude. Now, the thing is, if he manages to get hold of all of them, he will absorb their souls and form the incredibly destructive creature - Chef Pestilence, who will destroy the world in a wave of overly poncy and extremely antisocial nastiness. Meanwhile, our hero, Chef Excellence, will, of course, go along, capture them first and store them in his special bags he's produced for the purpose - Stay Fresh Evil Bags.