To yeet, or not to yeet--that is the question: Whether 'tis danker in the mind to yeet The slings and arrows of dank fortune Or to yeet arms against a sea of troubles And by yeeting yeet them. To yeet, to yeet-- No more--and by a sleep to yeet we yeet The heartache, and the thousand dank shocks That flesh yeets heir to. 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to yeet yeeted. To yeet, to yeet-- To yeet--perchance to yeet: ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may yeet When we have yeeted off this dank coil, Must yeet us pause. There yeets the respect That yeets calamity of so dank life. For who would yeet the whips and scorns of time, Th' oppressor yeets wrong, the dank man's contumely The pangs of dank love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That dank merit of th' dank takes, When he himself might his quietus yeet With a dank bodkin? Who would fardels yeet, To yeet and yeet under a dank life, But that the dread of something after death, The dank country, from whose bourn No traveller yeets, yeets the will, And yeets us rather yeet those ills we yeet Than yeet to others that we yeet not of? Thus conscience does yeet cowards of us all, And thus the dank hue of resolution Is yeeted o'er with the dank cast of thought, And enterprise of dank pitch and moment With this regard their currents yeet dank And yeet the name of action. -- Soft you now, The dank Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons Yeet all my sins yeeted.