Meet Zilliah. She lives in the apartment we rented for school. This is our story...
- Turn her into a princess by the end of Spring 2010
- Feeding her princessy proportions, for princesses cannot be too picky (or not picky enough.)
- Managing her princessy wardrobe. Princesses must not be underdressed. But they must be tasteful, for they are not yet queens!
- Making sure she learns how to do princessy things. Sleeping around the house is an option, but not the only one! Reading is acceptable at times but could ruin one's eyesight. Running naked in the mud is simply unacceptable.
- And there must be adventures worthy of young royalty. She must remain unspoiled so that she can ride unicorns to tea parties and fight monsters.
- March 10, 2010 --Princess Zilliah has been spending all of her nights in bed with a commoner, how scandalous!
- Oh false alarm, turns out that all they do is watch Doctor Who until they fall asleep at daylight.
- February 16, 2010 --Feeling tired and sore despite having slept for MANY hours, Zilliah looks under her mattress to discover a single bead.
- January 15, 2010 --Despite efforts to expand her diet, Zilliah continues to restrict herself mostly to foods that are Bright Orange.
- January 10, 2010 --Disaster! The shoppe where Zilliah clerks at is going out of business. Lose a turn.
- November 21, 2009 --Today Zilliah dressed like a proper princess instead of her usual slattern garb! Unfortunately however, she settled for the paper-bag look.
- November 5, 2009 -- Zilliah was ravished by a wicked mantis, as happens to attractive royal scions. Luckily, she was saved by a knight who fended the monstor off with valiant cuddles.
- Unfortunately that same knight then imprisoned Zilliah for three days. Trapped under constrictive cuddling, Zilliah only escaped by offering to make bagels and instead running back home.
- October 26, 2009 -- Days since Zilliah has walked around the apartment topless: Three and counting.
- October 22, 2009 -- It is difficult to find recent photos of Miss Zilliah which do not run afoul of public indecency laws. A shame really, for her self-made fashions would compliment her figure should she wear more than one at a time.
- October 21, 2009 -- For the last week, Zilliah has been waking up at nine-thirty on the dot. That would sound promising except she still goes to bed at five in the morning.
- And that is incidentally nine-thirty a.m. and not p.m, answering the question we surely all asked as follow-up.
- Mistress Zilliah spends her days — now twice as long — doing absolutely nothing. Oh, how our efforts have not been in vain!
- October 10, 2009 --
A mysterious stranger came to the door, intending a proposition. He settled for
Sinister at a slight discount, so no morality points were lost.
- October 9, 2009 --
Father spent years' salary on new piercings for Zilliah. Her charisma is up,
but her blood type is acidentally turned into AB.
- October 9, 2009 --
Social reputation is up 3 points after entertaining guests; constitution
is up after she made them cook for her. However, she showed them
cinderella porn and now her morals have decreased.
- October 3, 2009 --
Zilliah's strength is up slightly after carrying a Very Heavy
Table a Very Short Distance.
- September 29, 2009 -- Stats upgrade: Cleaning is up, oh happy day! However, a certain fishnet top makes me very glad I have the moral outrage of a butler.
- September 20, 2009 -- In accordance with her mildly reasonable waking hours, Zilliah has applied to be a costume shoppe clerk. The alternate was sleazy bar waitress, but between you and me she just doesn't have the junk for it.
- September 19, 2009 -- A minor victory: Zilliah now understands that waking up involves getting out of bed.
- September 8, 2009 -- Today Zilliah was called "a young woman", multiple times! We are making progress.
- September 7, 2009 -- Zillah's constitution was low, so we moved her to a robust diet. However, she refused to eat.
Her Current Appearance (Past Appearances)
Sinister, disgruntled, shows Zilliah how to work her outfit magic.
Her Current Statistics
B34-W28.5-H35 5'7" 125lbs
Her Current Schedule
This page and princess are under the stewardship of Sinister Sean and The Lambda Calculus. This page was made in 2009. It is released under the Creative Commons.