To make the cast, a character must be sentient, named and portrayed in the comic. The list is in order of appearance, as determined by whichever of first naming and first portayal comes first.

Name First Portrayal First Naming Notes
Torg
Riffington The given name "Riffington" was not revealed until
Satan
Bun-Bun
Teddy Weddy
Bill Gates
Zoë
The Collective Whether "The Collective" counts as a character is a personal judgment call
First Officer Brenas
Dykowski The first portrayal is the guy on the far right of the third panel
Aylee Aylee was definitely not portrayed on 97/10/12 - she "hatched" out of Dykowski
Samuel Sein The given name "Samuel" was not revealed until
Cinny-Bun The first panel of ties the name to the first potrayal
Doctor Irving Schlock The given name "Irving" was not revealed until
Doctor Lorna
Reggie
General Mayhem
Qwirky Waltons
Kiki
Santa Claus
Mrs. Claus
Rudolph
Gwynn
MegaBabe549
Sparky "Sparky" probably isn't his real name, but it's what Torg calls him
Stone Johnson
George
Danish Kruller The given name "Danish" was not revealed until
W.B. Muldy The initials "W.B." were not revealed until
Greg Harthlow
Crystal
Lady Valerie The title "Lady" was not revealed until
The Easter Bunny
Jesse Springbean
Lord Horribus
Reakk
Isp/Osp/Mosp The name "Mosp" was not revealed until
The Goddess of Goodness
The Demon King
Psyk
Zoë (From "Reverse" Dimension)
Riffington (From "Reverse" Dimension) This "Reverse" Riff is never specifically named "Riffington", so the name is a personal judgment call
Kiki (From "Reverse" Dimension)
Bun-Bun (From "Reverse" Dimension)
Torg (From "Portugese" Dimension)
Zoë (From "Portugese" Dimension)
Riffington (From "Portugese" Dimension) This "Portugese" Riff is never specifically named "Riffington", so the name is a personal judgment call
Torg (From "Furry" Dimension)
Professor Greywitz
Jaya Cobbler The surname "Cobbler" wasn't revealed until
Mrs. Cobbler
Helen
Harold
Joe
Reginald J. Bottomfeeder
Gil
Kullan
Queen Lysinda The title "Queen" was not revealed until
Gary
Winona
Lord Torgamous De Saxones The "surname" "De Saxones" was not revealed until
Sylvia
Donald Fuzzbottom
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kimmy Sue Hasenpfeffer
Jimmy The Wire Wisk
Ed
Lemmy
The Ghost of Christmas Past
The Ghost of Christmas Present
The Ghost of Christmas Future
Squeeky-Bobo
Lara Kroft-Macaroni-And-Cheese
Lieutenant Berk The title "Lieutenant" was not revealed until
K'Z'K
Osric
Chip Check for first appearance (prior to 990215)
King Sighard Lionson The "surname" "Lionson" was not revealed until
Marilyn Manson
Bitsy Bunny
Fluffy
Grahammy
Fay
Dex
Bert
Zoë-Angel
Zoë-Devil
Banter
Muffin
Biles
Angle
Willy-Os
Ugh
Ifeelya
Faith
Emerald Lasagna
Vampernutter
Bloody Mary
Meatball Parm
Limb-Burger
Skin-Pilaf
Art Belal
Dopely
Molly
Ms. Bobolly
Timmy
Doctor Catherine Crabtree The given name "Catherine" was not revealed until
Magon Coifer
Luther
The Hermit-Warrior of Ascetia
The First Gate of the Cave of Yffi
The Second Gate of the Cave of Yffi
The Third Gate of the Cave of Yffi
Blanka
Oasis
Doctor Steven Hereti The given name "Steven" and the surname "Hereti" were not revealed until
Percy
Angela
Mr. Cilantro
Freaky-Fred
A.J.
Tuffy
Tuffy (Jaya Cobbler's Pet)
The Flower-Breathing Dragon of Annoyia The date of the naming, let alone the fact of the naming, is a personal judgment call
Joe The Bookie
Skippy The truename "Skippy" was not revealed until
Smit The first portrayal is the guy on the right in the middle row in the fourth panel
Butch
Clickea
Tree-Top
Don
Pâté
Cindy
Jon Traipsey
Jim Traipsey
The Evil Whether "The Evil" counts as a character is a personal judgment call
Mr. Glee The identities of "the Glees" as Mr. and Mrs. Glee was not revealed until
Mrs. Glee The identities of "the Glees" as Mr. and Mrs. Glee was not revealed until
Billy Ray
Sheriff Ken Bugahf The given name "Ken" was not revealed until
Doctor Haught-Sheik
Max
Flaky
Reggie
Sheriff Deer Whether Sheriff Deer was in fact portrayed is a personal judgment call
Deputy Deer
Squishydodo
Squintyhoyo
Slappyhoho
Qaboos Al-Fin
Red 4-16
Red 4-17
Steve Uozin
Sasha
Skimpymoomoo
Snappyshowshow
Doctor Scabmoreaueau
Stinkypoopoo
Newsey Poochie
Kangapanderoo
Amy
Ayn Rand
Kusari
Hannibal
Doctor Chartreuse
Doctor Mauve Whether the first portrayal is in the fifth panel of is a personal judgment call
The Groundhog's Shadow
Brownbeak
Sea Eeoh
Lion of the Dead
Mark
Ting
Investor
Sea Eeoh
Yama
Gola
Princess-Princess
Weatherman Stan The name "Stan" was not revealed until
Aesop The name "Aesop" was not revealed until
Snoorf
Lodoze
Boa-Yvette
Guppy
Lord Grater
King Lohvo Proan
General Benedict
Louise
Secret Silent Sneaky One
Vacado
Scooter
Vozar
Aylee (Clone)
Min
Ian
Kit
Doctor Clem Scasino The title "Doctor" and the surname "Scasino" weren't revealed until
Charlie Sheen
Brie Meighsaton Whether the portrayal is in is a personal judgment call
Sarah Elizabeth Kolby Whether the first naming occurred in is a personal judgment call. The name "Elizabeth" was not revealed until
Killum
Roberts
Doctor Richard Kirko The given name "Richard" was not revealed until
Dan-Met
Doctor_Marcus_Chen The given name "Marcus" was not revealed until , and the title "Doctor" was not revealed until
Daedalus
Henry Meighsaton
Kolby
Brad Trivol
Madame Jujube
Jack Frost
Old Man Winter
The Sugarplum Fairy
Frosty the Snowman
Alienthingthing
Death
Fred
Alan
Ian
Harold
Martha Stewart
Doctor_Arctic
Michael Scandisco The given name "Michael" was not revealed until , and the surname "Scandisco" was not revealed until
Headmaster Busdolf Gandledorf The title "Headmaster" and the given name "Busdolf" were not revealed until
Professor Boogeyna Goobergal The given name "Boogeyna" was not revealed until
Homogenize Milktoast
Weaselo Ronsnaps
Ralfoy Malfoy
Professor Santori Snapekin
Professor Squirrelle
Professor Willowstick
Tawny Quichons
Madame Koochie-Koochie
The Sorcerer
Quite Overlicked Nick
Homnigrits
Mr. Ugh
Mr. Clunk
Lieutenant Jaffe
Lucy
Mr. Garret
Marge
Sergeant Delaware
Lieutentant Dart
Sergeant Acey
Frank
Mrs. Wilson
Lieutenant Mika
Lieutenant Bones
Lieutenant Pidge
Jack
Bitparte
Juan Adyslow
Ed Mitdafeat
Sid Uationhopeless
Xenomorphmorph
2003
2002
Garfield
Mooch
Deckard Cain
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