Junior, my dead cat
Junior   1984 - June 7, 2002

My poem, of sorts. It seems to have disappeared even from newsgroup archives now, and, while for a long time it was listed at http://www.nz.com/NZ/Culture/Food/Marmite.html, that link seems unreachable now.

Good news! I track it down again, moved slightly to http://www.nz.com/new-zealand/guide-book/food/marmite.aspx. But to aid posterity, I'll keep my personal copy too!

A joke I posted somewhere which will be preserved for longer than I thought it would.